Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
This is some fresh work
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
me going through my camera roll: how many pictures of harry do i really need
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.